What does illegal mean?

Yeah it sure would be great to send them all back, but you can’t ship off 5% of your population. That’s just unreasonable. It is just frustrating to me why nothing is happening about it (other than a bill for amnesty..?). I saw a protest the other day and they assumed that there were several thousand illegal immigrants there. I saw a protest the other day and they assumed that there were several thousand illegal immigrants there. (Yeah, you read it twice)They assumed that there were several thousand illegal immigrants there. Several thousand illegal immigrants there…. That’s PERFECT! Round them up and send them out. They aren’t supposed to be here at all so they certainly have no right to protest here! I don’t get it. I just don’t understand.
I’m confused. Either something is completely wrong with our justice system and nobody sees it or I misunderstand the dictionary when I read the definition for “illegal”. It says “Illegal – forbidden by law”, which is interesting seeing how there are over 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. Who doesn’t notice an extra 12 MILLION people? I know they must be sneaky, I mean they did sneak past our high security border patrolmen (retired volunteers in lawn chairs), but come on, 12 million? If we created the 51st state and let only illegal immigrants live there, it would be the 7th most populous state in the United States. Since most of our immigrants come from Mexico, we could call the new state… New Mexico. Wait, that’s already a state. I have a question, if an illegal immigrant commits a crime, what does that make them? Illegal-illegal immigrant? That’s doubly illegal; we definitely need to export them. Don’t worry, I know that’s not reasonable, obviously two negatives equal a positive. An illegal-illegal immigrant is a legal one.