My Thoughts on UFO Flying Saucers.

Written by-Zach-

You know, that title actually sounds legitimate, even though it says, “My Thoughts on Unidentified Flying Objects Flying Saucers” which is quite redundant and doesn’t really make sense.

But I bet you didn’t notice.

That’s because nobody notices subtleties.

I don’t know if UFO’s and aliens are real or not, but I will tell you that since I don’t want to believe in them, I don’t.

No matter how much evidence was given to me on the subject, I would still be skeptical of it. If it came down to me meeting an alien, being lead to the Mothership, having testing done on my body, and then being gently descended from the sky on a large column of light, I still wouldn’t believe. I would probably think I was a schizophrenic, and I would drive myself straight to the mental hospital (which is quite close, I must add).

Despite the fact that I don’t believe in aliens, I did some thinking about them and thought about “what if” they were real. Like, really real. Because I believe there are two types of real in the world nowadays, there are real things and then there are real Photoshopped things.

I must admit that ever since Adobe Photoshop has come out, UFO pictures are looking more realistic than ever.

A thought I had was, if aliens made it here to Earth from somewhere, they must have an extreme amount of advanced technology. This technology is amazing too; we’ve never been able to make a saucer looking object fly, without throwing it. I mean, we have frizbees, but all of our planes have…wings.

They also must be either very cautious or very shy, since they have not had any real contact with humans. What I wonder about though, is if they are so cautious or shy, why they continually use bright lights on their spaceship at night. Do they not have night vision technology? They’ve made a round object, like a saucer, actually fly but they don’t have night vision? I mean, come on.

Since aliens must have much more advanced technology than we do here on Earth, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities that they are reading this now just as you are. They certainly must have wireless internet connections in their saucers. They are probably connected to my unsecured wireless network right now, like all of the homeless people in the area.

Yes, there are homeless people with laptops. I saw a couple in Starbucks the other day. And I’ll tell you, there’s nothing more encouraging than to see homeless people with laptops, cell phones and drinking a $3.00 cup of coffee. God Bless America!

Ok, so in the picture at the top, I admit, it’s not a real UFO sighting. But, like I said, nobody notices subtleties. You looked at it and just assumed that it was a “UFO sighting”. Don’t lie, I know you did.

I Photoshopped the picture of the Goodyear blimp below and turned it into a UFO sighting.

Or was it this one?

I may have got them mixed up since I labeled them both UFOSIGHTING.JPG.

I can’t remember. It was one of the two.

http://journal.davidbyrne.com/2006/07/7406.html

http://www.ufopictureblog.com/2007/October/Why-Not-All-UFO-Pictures-Are-Real-Alien-Spacecraft.htm

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2718384/2/istockphoto_2718384_alien_pilot.jpg